laughter is the best medicine, after all
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
i will never get sick of this
how is that the opposite
it’s just mixed up
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME.
PERFECT ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN IS PERFECT.
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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
iloikethus
oh wtf thats cool
wugs:
how did he know?
i just wanted to belong
shame………………………………..
“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Cheers, fellow sluts
Sticks and stones.
what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?
I accept.
And proud.
fuck u got me
it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading
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The latest commercial from The Central Institute of Technology in Australia.
oh my god, just watch it.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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THE BEST 23 SECONDS
Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.
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